Well, I noticed that Jeni didn't post anything up here today, so to stop the speculation before it starts, no we haven't had the baby yet. He's still quite content it seems to stay holed up in Jeni's belly for the time being. As far as labor protocol goes, you'll probably get a quick "we're headed to the hospital now" post if we're not too overwhelmed. After all, at any given moment our most visceral impulse is to sit down for a while on the internet, often beating out eating, drinking, sleeping, or going to the bathroom. This is the way I envision it going:

Me: "Love, your contractions are three minutes apart and are so painful you're constantly writhing in agony. If I listen real careful I think I can actually hear a muffled crying coming from your belly. I really think it's time to go..."

Jeni: "No...must...search...food-blogs...for recipes.....for...therapeutic...labor baking...Just one more......batch of....muffins!"